For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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