I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she peed on how many people?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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