She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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