at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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