I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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