So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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