In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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