I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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