So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize