I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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