I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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