You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
