this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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