question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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