And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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