Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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