I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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