mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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