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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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