She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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