operation have a gay friend backfired
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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