i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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