Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I would fuck him just for his dog
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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