Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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