So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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