our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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