That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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