I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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