i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
two words: eviction party
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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