There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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