I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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