so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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