They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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