"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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