OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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