Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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