have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
our cab driver is having phone sex.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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