I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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