This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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