Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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