He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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