Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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