I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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