Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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