school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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