butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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