So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I party with great urgency now.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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