apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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