Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He shit in the fireplace
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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