I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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