Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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