Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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