Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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