i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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