We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You're like the curious george of whores
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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